Tuesday, May 6, 2008

You Know Your a Floridian If:

Since I am a Florida native I thought I would pass this along. I can relate to many many of these and I know my family will to. Long live my denim winter coat!

1) Socks are only for bowling

2) You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in five minutes

3) A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade

4) Your winter coat is made of denim

5) You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites

6) You're younger than thirty but some of your friends are over 65

7) Anything under 70 is chilly

8) You pass on the right and honk at the elderly, but pull over for a funeral

9) You have to drive north to get to The South

10) You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up for

11) You dread love bug season

12) You know what a snowbird is and when they'll leave

13) You think a six-foot alligator is actually pretty average

14) 'Down South' means Key West

15) Flip-flops are everyday wear

16) Shoes are for business meetings and church, but you HAVE worn flip flops to church before

17) Sweet tea can be served at any meal

18) An alligator once walked through your neighborhood

19) You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt

20) You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls

21) You think everyone from a bigger city has a northern accent

22) You know the four seasons really are: hurricane season, love bug season, tourist season and summer

23) It's not soda, cola, or pop. it's coke, regardless of brand or flavor, 'What kinda coke you want?'

24) Anything under 95 is just warm

25) You've hosted a hurricane party

26) You understand the futility of exterminating cockroaches

27) You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee , Ichnatucknee and Withlacoochee

28) You understand why it's better to have a friend with a boat, than have a boat yourself

29) Bumper stickers on the pickup in front of you include: various fish, NRA, NASCAR, Go Gators, and a confederate flag

30) You've worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas

31) You recognize Miami-Dade as ' Northern Cuba '


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